Baconfest Poetry Competition – Winner ANNOUNCED.
By andre on Mar 4, 2010 in Uncategorized
Oh, and did we mention tix go on sale in T-minus 2hrs:50min.
And The Winner of the 48hr Bacon-poetry/song competition is:
BRIDGET FALLON for the following poem:
Hot Streaks
It aint made out of turkey, that aint natural
Keep the poultry in the pasture lookin pastoral
It aint pounded out of tofu or dried, dyed soy
Those processed freezer strips strip away all joy
It aint Canadian-just gonna call that out
As one more thing to feel sorry for them about
Bacon is pork belly, crisp and cured
The best part of breakfast, rest assured
Not limited, however, to those uses
It’s nearly impossible to find abuses
Go with the gut-it never leads you astray
In cupcakes, in ice cream, in peanut satay
If your food’s in a rut, there’s always one sure way
To juice up your weary S-A-L-I-V-A
So we gather to glut our appetites today
With bacon, real bacon, in so many a way!
(c) 2010 Bridget Fallon
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Congratulations Bridget. (Let me tell you all the competition was STIFF!!!) Lot’s of great stuff came in. This was my favorite. Why? Dunno, it really read aloud beautifully, (and in the words of W, “I’m the decider!” I’ve no poetry-qualifications other than I have the password to this site, so non-winners take comfort. You work was all fun.) Some point soon, I’ll post a compilation of all the material we received – with due credit to all authors! Thanks everyone for the submissions. We’ll likely do one more fun contest as we ramp up closer to the event so stay tuned. Maybe this next one will involve some form of on-line voting so it’s more democratic… maybe. Meanwhile, Bridget, please be in touch!!
Ok two and a half hours from tix going on sale. I’m NERVOUS!!















































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