Ok Bacon Nation,
Some brief updates:
1. As you all know by now, Baconfest Chicago on April 14th at the UIC Forum is SOLD OUT. Yes, we almost doubled the scope of the event. Yes, it still sold out in no time at all. Yes, we are STOKED to give you ticket holders out there the GREATEST culinary experience of your lives. Those of you without tickets, we’ve got a few more contests coming up – including the one below. Stay tuned.
The Bacon Poetry Contest is currently under way. Only a few more days to submit a poem to be considered for the 2012 BEST POEM ABOUT BACON award.
What does this mean exactly? What ever you want it to mean. We want to read some poems about bacon, why you love it, why you just can’t get enough, why it haunts your dreams… you get the idea.
There are a million odes about love, but so few about Bacon. Let’s fix that. Channel your inner Chaucer friends, and let Bacon be your muse.
Email submissions to email@example.com (one submission per e-mail address allowed). Deadline: Wednesday March 14th at 1pm.
The winner of this contest will get 2 tickets to Baconfest Chicago compliments of the Baconfest Chicago Literary Board. And as if that’s not enough incentive, there will no doubt be some Bacon prizes involved.
We’re ready to have our poetic minds blown. Send us your poems!!
NOTE: Your poems must be made available for on-line publication at www.baconfestchicago.com – and you must grant us permission to use your poem in our forth coming publications ODES TO BACON volumes 1 and 2 (Baconfest Chicago Poetry Contests 2009-2012) to be published by … well… us. (maybe).
Need some inspiration? Below is a look at the winning entries from Baconfest Chicago 2011 and 2010 written by Joel Chmara and Bridget Fallon.
Bacon Nation, SEND US YOUR POEMS!!
JOHNNY BACONSEED: A POEM FOR THE HOPELESS ROMANTICS
by Joel Chmara
When strips of pork Godliness dance-crackle-curl on the pan,
I will be there,
puffing my chest
accepting pops of grease on my shirt
like a Deputy Ditka badge.
Garments perfumed with slight bacon splatter is no call for stain-lifter.
Nay, it simply ensures that one will carry the greatest foodstuff essence
for the rest of the day.
Take heed dear readers,
to love bacon is to carry the smokey scent with you
as an am-bad-ass-ador of the fine piggy belly brine.
I am that breed of bacon lover
spreading its virtues
as Johnny Baconseed.
Baconology mentored to friends
of how to incorporate it into every dish.
Caramelized, Hickory Smoked, Peppered, Mapeled
Sweet or Savory
Lardon or in Bits
I can baconate any menu
for the better of humankind.
When the final bite of a bacon treat
crunches in my mouth
leaving the perfect salty smoke sensation
I whisper to no one in particular,
“That’ll do pig. That’ll do.”
© 2011 Joel Chmara
Hot Streaks by Bridget Fallon
It aint made out of turkey, that aint natural
Keep the poultry in the pasture lookin pastoral
It aint pounded out of tofu or dried, dyed soy
Those processed freezer strips strip away all joy
It aint Canadian-just gonna call that out
As one more thing to feel sorry for them about
Bacon is pork belly, crisp and cured
The best part of breakfast, rest assured
Not limited, however, to those uses
It’s nearly impossible to find abuses
Go with the gut-it never leads you astray
In cupcakes, in ice cream, in peanut satay
If your food’s in a rut, there’s always one sure way
To juice up your weary S-A-L-I-V-A
So we gather to glut our appetites today
With bacon, real bacon, in so many a way!
© 2010 Bridget Fallon